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**THE PARADISE CITY**
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Hey..you!
Welcome to the site where all your drug enduced fantasies come true. Hell takes new form in a Pineapple.
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WeLcOmE To WoNdErLaNd. . .

*New Shit*
*I am Le Tired*
StUpId InFo AbOuT Moi!
Name: Ariel Amenda (kill..parents..) Dawn Lando
:Nicknames:
Idiot, Dumbass, Freak, Moron, Urinal Cakes?!, Baby Cakes, CHILD, Rob zombie, Avril Lavigne (Small CHILD), Sardine, Fatty, JATH, Willie Nelson and formerly known as Butter Ball.
:Music: ROCK!..my deffinition of punk..ANYTHING BUT GC!
Boxcar Racer, Taking Back Sunday, Thursday, Anti-Flag, Goldfinger, KoRn, Nirvana, BLINK-182, Velvet Revolver, Yellowcard, Puddle of Mudd, The Used, Three Days Grace, Jakalope, Funeral For A Friend, FINCH, Oasis, Brand New, etc. Lots of Alternative like: Our Lady Peace, NICKELBACK, Theory of a Deadman..etc.
Some Metal and more hardcore shit: Slipknot, Pantera, Arch Enemy, OTEP
And some Emo: Dashboard Confessional, The Spill Canvas, The Juliana Theory . . .
:I hate:
>>. Skool [Rozenbitch] .<<
>>. Parents .<<
>>. Hilary Duff .<<
>>. RAP and R&B .<<
>>. Racist Fucks .<<
>>. Ginas [Fera] .<<
>>. Bugs [SPIDERZ] .<<
I love:
>>. My Friends .<<
>>. Horses [Horseback Riding] .<<
>>. Animals [Bats] .<<
>>. Holidaez [Hallows' Eve] .<<
>>. POPCORN & MELLO YELLO .<<
>>. Squishie & Shiney Thingzies .<<
>>. Parties .<<
>>. PRANKZ .<<
(\/)ore ||Det ||Deeves: Really fucked up hair--jks anna, people who sit next 2 me and annoy the living daylights outa me!! *cough*wilson*and*brandon*cough* people who annoy me on msn (Yeah, I know, I shoudn't be talking), people who lecture me about growing up and the usual, Sappy love songs and gayass movies..or chick flicks..yeesh.
(\/)ovies:
>>. The Butterfly Effect [J.P.A. KICKS DRUNKEN ASS] .<<
>>. THE RETURN OF THE KING! [*clap*] .<<
>>. Pirates of The Carribean [BUT WHY's THE RUM GONE?!] .<<
>>. Thirteen .<<
>>. CABIN FEVER [PANCAKES] .<<
>>. Eurotrip [MISCUZI] .<<
>>. Twist .<<
>>. Excorcist -- THE BEGINNING [MAGGOT BABY] .<<
>>. Baby Geniuses [HaHa, yeah fucking right.] .<<
:Favourite Song At The Moment: Pantera - Goddamn Electric
:My Biggest Fear: The idiotic idea of some stalker living in my basement and walking upstairs in the middle of the night with a mask on, going into my room and rasing a knife above me. Then I wake up and scream and the guy's mask falls off and it turns out to be my mother. Me and my imagination *shakes head*.
My AnThEm :: SurFAcing - -SliPkNoT
My Sister..Shani Da 'Shroom!
*MAH FRIENDS*
Katrin: HEY BUDDY! BFF'S FOR LIFE! WAY 2 MANY INSIDE JOKES..CAN'T WAIT 2 GO SLEDDING WITH YA..'Ello Poppet! We need to build our fort still!..pshht yea rite! ;) Pageant nite..(walks up stairs) Hooo...hOoOo...!DROP ZONE! Remember the duck guy? KATRIN! HOLD ME!..Herbal Orgasms...yes! YES! OH YESSSSSS! POPPA, MUCH LOVE FROM SUGAH BEAR AND DA WEST SIDE!
:BlinKie 4 U:
Andrea: HEY DUDE, wazzzup! WE COME IN PEACE, YO! YO! Cali SUX ASS MAN! Rememba dis? adhadskjsACwantsexwithbrandylasd'alk. SHAKE YA' ASS...SHOW ME WAT YOU GOT!..YEW STUPID FRUIT!...SERIOUS...TIME TO WHUP SOME ASS INTO THAT BUM!
:BlinKie 4 U:
Liza: IT'S THE MONA FUCKING RETARD!! "AND WE'LL FIGHT THEM OFF WITH OUR KUNG-FU! HI-YAH!" Lmfao, Liza I love ya, and I can't believe you switched schools, YOU LEFT ALL YOUR SEXY RETARDOS!! HaHa, remember Baby Geniuses? THE BIG GREEN OOMPA-LOOMPA! *Throws popcorn and Nibs* :D *Runs away from Vicky* & Hides in a bathroom stall*
WELCOME TO MORDOR! HaHaHa, and who could forget your robot impression . . .
"DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO! *WAVES ARMS* KA-CHING! KA-CHING!" LMFAO!!
Song That Best Describes Her: She's A MANIAC - Flashdance
Jessie: My lil' random SHOoOoOM! IM UR HUGGINESS..AHH!! ITS THE ATTACK OF THE EVIL HEATER..its been conspiring with that frickin' fan again! HaHa. Squishy? Where do the stars go? lolio, lolio..ITS ADDICTIVE DAMMIT! I AINT RANDOM! NOPE! NOT ME!
:BlinKie 4 U:
Vicky: Our alltime inside jokes:
VICKY IS A NUT! SHE HAS A RUBBER BUTT! EVERYTIME SHE TURNS AROUND IT GOES, "PUTT! PUTT!" LMFAO! I'M FUCKING HUNGARY! WE DON'T NEED NO BODY GAURDS, WE JUST NEED TO PARTAY HARD, OH!! *Walks away*
"I CAN SEE YO ASS!!" HAHAHAH! YOU'RE SO FUCKING OBNOXIOUS! :P Jkz! And HaHa, Gabi in the girl's washroom, we were just laughing 'cause my gum fell out! LOVE SUCKS HINEY! *ERASES* ARIEL LOVES HINEY!
And who could forget...ROBBIE, DO YOU HAVE A BIG DICK? YEAH!! PEN15 CLUB
:BlinKie 4 U:
Avery: Me horseback riding budee! Lotsa fun times at your house, apple picking (and pie making) and WONDERLAND!! Can't wait for this summer!! SILENCE!!...eh? YOUR SO GODAM' ANNOYING!! STOP SINGING THOSE STUPID SONGS! (PS UR HORSIE(S) ROCKS!)
Song That Best Describes Her: Try Honesty - Billy Talent
Kyle: KYLE IS AWESOME! OLIVER TWIST..WITH A TWIST! BEST PORN FLICK..I MEAN..movie EVER! CHER AND GOLLUM! IT'S ALWAYS ARIEL..NEVER THE GUY WITH THE SOMBRERO! You almost got beat up at wonderland..Hello!..SeVeN DaYz..
:BlinKie 4 U:
Anna: CoWtOnGuE!!..haha gr 5B..sorry bout placing you as the head dodo in fewl skewl :P hehe, loved making the eagle dance 2gether. You and your strange obsession with shopping. i'm afraid. G.G. ON DA LOOSE! PUSSY! PUS-SY HEAD! DOWN IN FRONT! DID YOU HEAR THAAAT?!..lmfao that always crax me up! PICKLE JUICE!! LOTS AND LOTS OF PICKLES!! Wanna be part of the PEN15 CLUB?!
:BlinKie 4 U [THE GRUDGE]:
Andrew: AVALANCHE! Great times at skool and parties after dat. Thanx 2 you i was tormented 4 2 whole years..and still am for some reason. I am ariel hear me moo..GRRR..you stupid star trek geek! BITCH! YOU'RE A BITCH! You think your SO COOL with all your SNOWBOARDIN' shit, well I gots something to say to you...YOUR UGLEE!
:BlinKie 4 U:
David: Yo man, you are completely insane. Always wanting 2 see chick flicks, and that foaming at the mouth look..i'm surprised they haven't put you in a straight jacket yet. I AM AN ASPIRING YOUNG ACTOR! ANYTHING YOU CAN DO I CAN DO BETTER!..There's a point where Ariel gets angry..THIS IS THE POINT! HAH HEEH! Thank you for the cookie, Harry Larry!
:BlinKie 4 U:
Maxwell: woah..have 9 years really passed my lil' floppy friend? I can't describe all the moments and memories we shared..YOUR LEAVING! Your anorexic strippiness will be missed!!:( ..micolettuce, maxi daxi, remember..YOU RACIST PIG! HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR RUSSIAN IMMAGRANTS!? I will kill you
Song That Best Describes Him: My Immortal - Evanescence
Justin: LoL, your up here because its way fun 2 joke about stuff with you..mainly about Natasha..haha the etch-a-sketch drawings. And the funny part is, we've never even met! PYROS 4 LIFE!...stoners 2. Heh..yanoosh..WE LUV U GIMLI!!..he's so sexay!
:BlinKie 4 U:
Wilson: HaHa. I forgot about you. I just LOVE sitting next 2 you in class listening to you ramble on and on about Spongebob. And of course theres the fact that you DRAW ON MY STUFF 24/7!! Lmao, remember Mr. Gooey Fruitz? Anna's lip gloss hehe. AH! IT'S THE SEVERED HEAD OF SPONGEBOB! ;) LMAO!..Whats a gaze-bo?..uhm..ari? YAAA!..SPONGEDUUUUDE!!!
Song That Best Describes Him: The F.U.N. Song - Spongebob Squarepants *shudder*
Josh: AHHH!! ITS THE EXCORSIST! I am not a hooker! Yo mah bitch, not Anna's, ya hear? (In Josh's mind we're both his bitches but he knows it aint gunna happen) ;)..I WANT MAH LIVAH BACK! Lol Omen, you da fag!
Song That Best Describes Him: Stacey's Mom - Fountains Of Wayne
Walker: OMG! SATINIC WALKER'S MY HERO! He once knocked over 153 elephants with one flick... and the first 79's hearts exploded
and 17 naked chicks came out of each one and congratulated him. . . .
And once I was about to be raped, but Walker flew in and totally wrecked all the rapists with his gigantic macho-muscle strength! And then I looked up into his deep brown eyes and said, "Walker, you are my hero!". OWNED! BzZzZz!
Song That Best Describes Him: Kryptonite - Three Doors Down
Emily: HeYa Budee! Try 2 do da hair flip. HeHe..we are sooo good. Sittin' on da crapper waiting for sumthn 2 happen..but nothings gunna happen at all..BUM BUM BUM! Excuse me while I go laugh in my sleep.
Song That Best Describes Her: What It Is To Burn - Finch
Evan: My lovely lil' tinkerbell!..I'm pretty like a butterfly! I APPOLOGIZE! Beware of the door..enter if you dare. After all that said, I'm so glad we broke up! *gives the finger*
:BlinKie 4 U:
DA HoBoZ
Victor: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES ITS THE GEEKY TERRORIST!! VP, we all miss your daily antics..COME BACK 2 PACE! UTS SUX ASS!..ribbit. Kick me signs on joseph! "There are no geeks at UTS!"--ya victor only says that because he is one!<--lmao brandy. YOU HAVE A FUCKING RAT TAIL! *SNIP SNIP*
Song That Best Describes Him: Story Of A Lonely Guy - Blink 182...you know you miss us!!
Brandon: BRANDY BAR! It's the baba..NAH NAH NAH! and Brandy NAH NAH NAH! Delivery. Lol, Great times in Grades 5 & 6. Remember, I divorced you, NOT the otha way around!! Stupid squishy, ASS WHUPING TIME! Yay! My lil' squishy Grumpy Pumpkin can slowdance!
:BlinKie 4 U:
Akhil: Pretty quiet kid..until you get to know him..with akky, actions speak louder than words. Does anyone remember the time he drew a dick on Jessie's drawing of Bijou and got sent 2 the office? haha. SUCKA! The sacred coke must be preserved for all time! Just wait until April Fools..
:BlinKie 4 U:
RaNdOm PhOtOz
|[ DON'T ASK! ]|
|[ Oh, Bloody Hell! ]|
|[ HeHe. I'm so gay. ]|
|[ HAIRY FINGER! ]|
|[ HAIRBALL! ]|
|[ M-Mommy. . . ]|
|[ HEY EVERYONE, IT'S THE FLAMING BIRTHDAY STRIPPER! ]|
|[ The After-effects of LSD ]|
|[ Yes, you saw it here first, Katrin in a mini! ]|
|[ El Retardo ]|
|[ Pimply Pimp ]|
|[ Clinically Insane, you say? I kid you not. ]|
      
What Is Often Said To Me
1. ARIEL! GET OFF OF THERE! {No Dirtyitis}
2. Your such a fuckin' moron
3. I LUV YOU!...AND JEREMY! HUGGINESS!!
4. Your hair does a good job of covering up the labotomy stiches
5. A BIG - Fuck You!
6. God your so annoying..fuck off already
7. Freak..or Bitch
What I Often Say Or Do To Deserve That
1. Jump on a really high place and start hopping around
2. I don't get it (after someone says something to me about 50 times)
3. Hey Jessica..Jeremy Sumpters a fag
4. I LOVE SKOOL! SWEET JESUS! DANCE! EVERYBODY, DANCE!
5. I say the obvious truth just to piss them off..hey it ain't my fault if they can't handle it!
6. *BOTHER* *BOTHER* *BOTHER*
7. You know you really ARE retarded

In Memory of Evan The Butterfly
We Hardly Knew Ye.
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo . . . MoosiK.
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